Have you ever been at the check out and before you can even put your card or change & receipt into your purse the next person in line is practically shoving you out of the way- and the checkers have already started bagging up the next persons groceries before you even get all of yours in your cart???

Well, that’s what happened to me.  Almost Immediately after being handed my receipt & card the guy behind me practically stepped on top of me to get me out of the way- literally touching me with his arm.  I prefer to think he was so turned on by my cleaning/workout clothes, hair twisted up into a clip, half make-up, and running jacket that he just couldn’t resist touching me filling his day with all sorts of excitement.

Ok, I’m not that conceded.  But still……. wth? (and for you not in Utah- that stands for “what the heck?”) (although my husband claims I swear more than he does, so…. take your pick)

Then as I’m walking to my car, a little annoyed about being rushed out of the way while trying to get my card in my wallet and my wallet in my purse, I load the groceries into my car, then see a woman pushing a cart back towards the store and mistook her for a store worker and informed her she could “take my cart too”……….. As the words came out of my mouth I realized she was just dressed in the same colors as the workers- but I couldn’t grab the words and shove them back into my mouth! So I tried to laughingly make a joke about it and apologize.

And that’s what happens when I go to the store! (not every time, sometimes I dress better)